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Daiquiris
At The Dirty Daiquiri we have over 50 craft daiquiris on tap. Who knows, maybe you'll find your new favorite flavor!
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Jello & Candy Shots
What daiquiri would be complete without a few Jello Shots and a Candy Shot? After you choose a drink, feel free to load up on Jello and Candy shots. Nothing tastes better or looks better for the 'Gram!
Menu
Daiquiri
Alchohol & Non-alchohol Options
Kids
$5.00
12 oz
Small
$8.00
16 oz
Medium
$10.00
24 oz
Large
$12.00
32 oz
1/2 Gallon
$20.00
64 oz
1 Gallon
$35.00
128 oz
THC-Infused Daiquiri
Delta 9 THC
Small
$13.00
16 oz
Medium
$15.00
24 oz
Large
$17.00
32 oz
1/2 Gallon
$30.00
64 oz
1 Gallon
$55.00
128 oz
Jello Shots
Alcohol
1 Shot
$3.50
3 oz
Jello Shot Bundle
$17.50
Bundle of 6 - 3 oz Shots
Candy Shots
3 oz Candy Shot
Rum Gummy Bears
$2.00
Tequila Gummy Worms
$2.00
Vodka Gummy Rings
$2.00
Add-Ons
Chamoy & Tajin
$1.00
Vanilla Cream
$1.00
Additional Shot
$1.50
Candy Toppers (no alcohol)
$1.50
Premium Floater Shot
$2.50
Beer
Domestic
$3.50
Domestic Bucket
$17.00
Imported
$4.00
Import Bucket
$20.00
Michelada
$6.00
Flavor Menu
Daiquiri Flavors
Banana
Blue Hawaii
Blue Raspberry
Bubble Gum
Cherry
Cola
Cotton Candy
Frose
Fruit Punch
Grape
Guava
Hurricane
Hypnotic
Jamaica
Kiwi
Lemon
Liquid Marijuana
Long Island Ice Tea
Mango
Margarita
Add any fruit flavor
Maui Wowie
Mojito
Orange
Passion Fruit
Peach
Pina Colada
Add any fruit flavor
Pineapple
Pink Mamba
Pomegranate
Pumpkin Spice
Raspberry
Rum Runner
Sangria
Sour Apple
Southern Sizzurp
Strawberry
SuperNova
Tamarindo
Vanilla Cream
Watermelon
White Russia
Signature Daiquiri
Apple Bottom
Margarita + Liquid Marijuana + Kiwi
Arnold Palmer
Lemon + Long Island Ice Tea
Baytown Daq
Hurricane + Liquid Marijuana + Maui Wowie + Blue Hawaii
Bob Marley
Liquid Marijuana + Maui Wowie + Hurricane
Bourbon St.
Hurricane + SuperNova
Cactus Jack
Liquid Marijuana + Hypnotic + Maui Wowie
Captain America
Pina Colada +Strawberry + Blue Raspberry
Cheech-n-Chong
Liquid Marijuana + Maui Wowie + SuperNova
Clutch City
Pina Colada + Hurricane
Dark Twisted Fantasy
Long Island Ice Tea + Hurricane + Blue Raspberry
El Gordo
Hurricane + Hypnotic + SuperNova
Hit and Run
Hurricane + Hypnotic + Fruit Punch
La Lola
Strawberry + Maui Wowie + Blue Raspberry
La Lupe
Hurricane + Strawberry + Blue Raspberry
Mangonada
Mango + Chamoy + Tajin
Mangorita
Margarita + Mango
Mexican Candy
Watermelon + Lime Juice + Chamoy & Tajin
Miami Vice
Pina Colada + Strawberry
Oye Chico
Margarita + Maui Wowie + Mango
Pink Panties
Pina Colada + Hurricane + Strawberry
Rodeo
Margarita + Hurricane
Shorty Owes Me Money
Margarita + Hurricane + Strawberry
Slow Ride
Hypnotic + Mango
Southern Classic
Margarita + Hurricane + SuperNova
Starburst
Strawberry + Margarita + Kiwi
Suicide
All Flavors
Sunset Boulevard
Strawberry + SuperNova + Blue Raspberry
Superman
Hurricane + Blue Rasperry
T Scott
Liquid Marijuana + Maui Wowie
Tequila Island
Margarita + SuperNova
Texans
Pina Colada + Hurricane + Blue Raspberry
Texas Breeze
Maui Wowie + Mango + Peach
The 'Stros
SuperNova + Blue Raspberry
The Azul
Pina Colada + Blue Hawaii
The Cuban
Pina Colada + Maui Wowie + Cherry
The Dirty Bay
Hurricane + Liquid Marijuana
The Dirty Daiquiri
Liquid Marijuana + Hurricane + SuperNova
The Dirty Worm
Pina Colada + Hypnotic + Peach
The Havana
Liquid Marijuana + Blue Raspberry
The Hulk
Liquid Marijuana + Blue Raspberry
The NOLA
Hypnotic + SuperNova + Peach
Triple D'Z
Liquid Marijuana + Maui Wowie + SuperNova + Hurricane + Blue Raspberry
Tropical Cabana
Pina Colada + Mango + Strawberry
Tropical Paradise
Mango + Maui Wowie + Peach
Specialty Drinks
Boozy Ice Cream
Additional $2
Boozy Banana Vanilla Float
Additional $2
Devin's Banana Vanilla Spiked Cream Soda + Boozy Ice Cream
Boozy Orange Cream Float
Additional $2
Devin's Orange Cream Spiked Soda + Boozy Ice Cream
Boozy Root Beer Float
Additional $2
Devin's Spiked Root Beer + Boozy Ice Cream
Boozy Texas Pecan Root Beer Float
Additional $2
Devin's Texas Pecan Spiked Root Beer + Boozy Ice Cream
Boozy Vanilla Cream Float
Additional $2
Devin's Vanilla Cream Spiked Soda + Boozy Ice Cream
Dreamsicle
Additional $2
SuperNova + Boozy Ice Cream
Mudslide
Additional $3.50
White Russian + Boozy Ice Cream + Chocolate + Irish Cream
Strawberries & Cream
Additional $2
Strawberry + Boozy Ice Cream
The Dirty Monkey
Additional $3.50
Boozy Ice Cream + Banana + Chocolate + Irish Cream
The Funky Monkey
Additional $3.50
Boozy Ice Cream + Banana + Irish Cream
Wedding Cake
Additional $3.50
Boozy Ice Cream + White Russian + Pina Colada + Amaretto
Wedding Cake - Strawberry
Additional $3.50
Boozy Ice Cream + White Russian + Pina Colada + Strawberry + Amaretto
Holiday Daiquiri
Memorial Day/4th of July/Veterans Day:
The Salute
Hypnotic + Pina Colada + Strawberry + Blue Raspberry
May 4th - Star Wars Day:
Baby Yoda - Virgin
Virgin Liquid Marijuana + Kiwi
Darth Vader
Hurricane + Grape
Luke Skywalker
Pina Colada + Banana + Shot of Rum
Storm Trooper
Pina Colada + Hypnotic + Vanilla Cream
Pride Month:
Rainbow Paradise
Hurricane + SuperNova + Maui Wowie + Hypnotic
Juneteenth:
Hibiscus Punch
Pina Colada + Fruit Punch
Strawberry Sweet Tea
Strawberry + Long Island Ice Tea
Halloween:
Bloody Margarita
Margarita + Raspberry
Candy Corn
Maui Wowie + SuperNova + Pina Colada
Poison Apple
Pina Colada + SuperNova + Liquid Marijuana + Grape
Screamsicle
SuperNova + Boozy Ice Cream
Vampire Kiss
Hurricane + Grape
Christmas:
Da Grinch
Liquid Marijuana + Raspberry
Rudoph's Nose
Long Island Ice Tea + Strawberry
Spiked Eggnog
Eggnog + Boozy Ice Cream
Jello Shot Flavors
Blue Raz
Jolly Rancher
Party Punch
Peach
Rastaberry
Strawberry
Sour Apple
Watermelon
Gift Cards Available
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Hours
Mon | Closed | |
Tue | 02:00 pm – 10:00 pm | |
Wed | 12:00 pm – 10:00 pm | |
Thu | 12:00 pm – 10:00 pm | |
Fri | 12:00 pm – 11:00 pm | |
Sat | 12:00 pm – 11:00 pm | |
Sun | 12:00 pm – 10:00 pm |